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What’s with the increase in creepy fucking messages today? Guys listen, messaging some random girl on the internet and telling her you wanna fuck her in the arse and make her cum in 0.33647 seconds is…!!!!!!NOT GOING TO WORK!!!!!Don’t

wordsmatty: wordsmatty: Ok, still can’t fucking like a post! What the god damn fuck? I’ve even rebooted my computer. Anyone have any ideas? Happening on Chrome and Safari. And it is the same on mobile. It seems to be my account somehow. Anyone

meandmyvag: tophat-kurt: SO BASICALLY Netflix is showing one episode while giving captions of another episode. And thus, funny shit like this happens. Plenty more to come. LOL WHAT THE FUCK EVEN I CAN’T BREATHE I AM DYING.

thetalkinggrilledcheese: snarthurt: snarthurt: y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something

sixxxer: the gr8 thing about me is even if we dont talk for months u can hmu whenever the fuck you want with ‘what’s up bitch’ and i’ll just act like nothing ever happened man we homies

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: johnnyxmarvel: Sad and beautiful all at once. It’s like an abandoned library. Somehow, I feel like this is something that will actually happen one day. I need to write stuff about it now. Ahem. — This is a story about

aestateamo: My mouth tastes like cum and my butt hole is sore. What the fuck happened last night?Tim, Tim, you were the hit of the evening

snarthurt: snarthurt: y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re

skellydun: me every december: i hope christmas feels like christmas this year me this december: is it really december? where’s the snow? christmas?? what happened to november? ? is time even real

blindcomplikaytions: scootsenshi:Is it the mother fucking wild west out here? There all so surprisingly calm, like it’s a casual thing going on.How the guy packing the bags didn’t even flinch , he had full view of what happened lol

lost-in-the-candleverse: trying to understand everymanHYBRID like

sixxxer: the gr8 thing about me is even if we dont talk for months u can hmu whenever the fuck you want with ‘what’s up bitch’ and i’ll just act like nothing ever happened man we homies

polymetalk::Aw hell no they had never looked like this, not even in their 20s, but now in her 50s, this is what it FELT like, the music, the clothes, the dancing, the sexiness of contact and knowing that some crazy fucking would be happening later, or

Some days my eyebrow game is off the charts, and other days they’re like… yo, are those the same eyebrows I had yesterday? What the fuck even happened?

snarthurt: biobugluv: snarthurt: snarthurt: y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy

sixxxer: the gr8 thing about me is even if we dont talk for months u can hmu whenever the fuck you want with ‘what’s up bitch’ and i’ll just act like nothing ever happened man we homies

andrewbreitel: I hate watching movies where the character is so hopelessly fucked like no matter what they do something bad is going to happen and something even worse is going to happen even after that like it makes me so uncomfortable and anxious i

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